Anyway, three parodies! The first two are of One Republic's 'Apologize', and Grace and I wrote them together.
Fornication
Got me ten feet off the ground
I try to get you horny, but you don’t even turn around
You tell me that you want me
Then you go and menopause, but wait
You tell me that you’re sorry,
Didn’t think I’d want more kids
You say that
It’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
You said it’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
Even though my hair’s grey there’s still some sperm in me
And we all know that men need sex to keep em’ all happy
So I don’t understand why you refuse to mate with me
And you say
“It would be really painful, now that I’m over 50,
So I’m afraid,”
It’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
You said it’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
It’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
You said it’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
It’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
You said it’s too late for fornication, it’s too late
Contraception
They talked to us in school and they told us all sorts of things
They told us about condoms and having chastity rings
They told us that they’re sorry, but we’ll all catch STIs
If we
Partake in underage sex, without using spermicide
Then we’ll say
That it’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
I said it’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
Of course we didn’t listen, we’ve heard it all before
For hormonal teenagers safe sex was such a chore
Till one day you woke up, find you have a baby bump
Oh shit
Tried for an abortion, doctor freaking cheated us
Goddamn
It’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
I said it’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
And it’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
I said it’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
It’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
I said it’s too late for contraception
It’s too late
And the last one is a parody of Rihanna's 'Unfaithful'. I wrote it on request for a friend, and he helped write the second verse, so due credit to Benny of CHS =D
Unfaithful (or I Couldn't Think Of A New Title)
Story of my life
Sitting in my room
Doing trigonometry
Sorrow in my soul
Cause I just can’t do
Cosine A and tangent B
Math is more than trig
And trig is more than math
But it doesn’t feel that way
And I’m a getting sick
Of Victor Frankenstein
And his stupid monstrosity
And we all know Pythagoras’ theorem
But who really cares?
When I know that my G.P.A is negative three
I can see it dying
I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
Every time I open my pencil box
I see that all my ink is running dry
I don’t wanna do redox anymore
I don’t want more hydrogen oxides
I don’t wanna read…my history notes.
I feel it in the ground
The answer can’t be found
There’s got to be some other way
This encroaching sense
Of despair makes me tense
I guess I’m gonna stay up late
This paper’s really long.
Midnight is almost here
A math can go to hell
Because we both know
That I am gonna fail
And we know it very well
But who really cares?
When I know that my G.P.A is negative three
I can see it dying
I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
Every time I open my pencil box
I see that all my ink is running dry
I don’t wanna do redox anymore
I don’t want more hydrogen oxides
I don’t wanna read…my history notes.
I feel disgust
At all these malay worksheets that are piling on my desk
Get it over with
I don’t wanna do this anymore
Anymore
I don’t wanna do this anymore
I don’t wanna be the reason why
Every time I open my pencil box
I see that all my ink is running dry
I don’t wanna do redox anymore
I don’t want more hydrogen oxides
I don’t wanna read…my history notes.
Happy mugging, darlings <3
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