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Hallo good citizens, fellow inhabitants of this blog and creepy blogstalkers (Yes, I know you're out there. >O)! Today I present you with um, 55 fiction which I wrote long ago but was too lazy to post until now! They are COMPLETELY UNRELATED to one another (unless you want to talk about randomness and weirdness, then, uh, okay ._.).

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1. Splitting!

Bobby's head hurt. He'd been wandering around in the darkness, alone for as long as he could remember. A few days ago a strange person had appeared, declared, 'Let there be light!' and Bobby's head had hurt since then. Suddenly, Bobby exploded into a million little pieces, and the Universe was formed. (55! Huzzah!)

2. Final Epic Battle

"Oh no! It's THE DARK LORD!!!" Screamed frail little Timmy, flailing in terror as he was pulled closer to DOOM. "DIE!" roared the Dark Lord, and green magic flew out and hit little Timmy in the face, killing him. Then Bobby folded the tissue and threw it into the bin.

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Have a good night! The Olympics Opening Ceremony is very interesting. :O