Thursday, August 7, 2008

three hundred 5 five

Bombed
Orange felt uncomofortable... Everyday, wires and metal watched her with unrelenting suspicion, all tense with fear that she would suddenly turn red and blast them into oblivion. Thank goodness cooler was there to support her, or she would have turned emotional. Emotions would have just caused her to blink faster and heat up, and who knew what would happen then (55 WORDS)

[if you look at the back of your computer CPU when it is turned on... you will see a small blinking orange light.]

you love Maximum flow
Pentel was pissed out of his mind. what sort of name was maxiflo!!!??? Even if he was popular, and got to make out with the whiteboard everyday, she always rejected him after that, claiming that Supercolourmarker had a cooler name, and stayed with her for longer anyway. Now, if he could be cooler and smarter.....(55 WORDS)

O is for OMER
So goddamn stuffy.....He hated his job. All the kids would come squawking, "OMER, OMER, OMER!!!" Fighting to hug him and take photos. Hell, even the adults did that. As more screamy kids flocked over to tug and grab at him, one looked up and squealed, "you smell nice!!" He stared.

This wasa the end. 055 WORDS0


[based on a true story where chloe told that to omer herself. ]





THIS WAS LISA

2 comments:

We are... said...

I LOVE YOUR OMER STORY haahhaha so hilarious! Like the twist is really cool, different from the rest of the stories where people think the story is about one thing when it's actually another.... and it's even more awesome that it's based on a true story

MYUNSHI

We are... said...

yimyunsshi chongmal kamsahamnida saranghae!!!!!!!!!!!<33333333